My latest million dollar is hand soap, for men! Every other hygienic product out there is separated by gender. There are separate shampoos, deodorants, body wash's, tampons, why not hand soap? All the current hand soaps have smells like "lavender", "cucumber melon", or "estrogen berry". We need hand soap that caters to men, and our manly insecurities in scent. That's why I'm rolling out man soap. We will follow the tradition in male hygiene products of making up scents that aren't really scents. Man soap smells will arise by randomly combining biomes with weather words.
Arctic Storm
Ocean Wind
Desert Lightning
Deciduous Forest Cold Front
Are just some of the hand soap scents we will be rolling out.
Plus if you have man soap in your bathroom than women will HAVE to believe you wash your hands after you piss.
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