For my birthday all my friends got me this gigantic cake. I was like "Whoa, that's way too much cake!" But then all of the sudden a stripper burst out of the cake and was like "Oh my god a stripper!" But then her head started splitting, and it cracked right down the middle and a regular sized birthday cake came out and I was like "Hey, that seems like an appropriate amount of cake for this party."
Later a scantily clad gerbil came out of the regular size cake, but my friends told me that wasn't part of the plan. The little fella was probably just hungry.
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