I'm like a nerd but without the intelligence. People will say to me "Hey, you lack social skills and fashion sense, will you help me fix my computer?" Eager to maintain the illusion I have redeeming qualities, I comply.
"What are your specs?"
"Describe your last megabyte."
"Wheres your RAM go when no ones looking?"
I ask hoping they don't know the answers so I can smile condescendingly. Then I fiddle with their computer. Pressing buttons and frowning. "Hmm, did you mess with your settings here?" I ask accusingly pointing to a random window.
"No, no!"
"Well I've adjusted the calibrations, if I just restart the computer it should work now." Then I just pray a restart works...it usually does.
It's not just computers, I also dont understand super computers, televisions, television remotes, half time shows, or large hadron colliders.
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